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Week of May 11 - 17, 2008

Friday

Married With New Kids
May 16, 2008 5:19 AM Comments (2)
Becky's two-week turn as queen bee of the A.T. comes to a close, and she sure hopes she's done a better job keeping up with every celeb's T-town antics than Jena Malone did dressing herself. Plus, a couple of familiar faces come back on the pop scene with some fresh moves and new... Keep Reading
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Thursday

Picky and Icky
May 15, 2008 5:31 AM Comments (0)
One mighty missy is doing her best to avoid all things Miley, while another sassy girl surrounded by gossip is bringing her A game to the T-town scene. Plus, a second round of all your needy queries, but we've got some truly challenging questions of our own! Get out your thinkin' caps,... Keep Reading
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Wednesday

Squawk-a-Thon
May 14, 2008 5:38 AM Comments (4)
Just 'cause Casablanca's still out of the casa de goss, it doesn't mean the celeb scoops stop! While you were way distracted by Sarah Jessica Parker's two-tier hat at her flick's premiere, another sexy Sex star stepped out on the scene. Plus, one particular piece of Reese... Keep Reading
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Tuesday

Moanin' Over Mailbag
May 13, 2008 5:22 AM Comments (0)
We've got a bona fide workout guaranteed to give ya the giggles (no, it ain't those more-popular- Keep Reading
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Monday

Celebrities Sunny-Side Up
May 12, 2008 12:01 AM Comments (1)
It was almost impossible, but we're takin' a brief break from bitchin' to dote on all the delightful things in T-town we aren't hating on—yep, all four of 'em. Don't worry, we'll return to our grumpy goss quicker than Lindsay Lohan returned that fur coat, fer... Keep Reading
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