Heidi Klum, There's Someone We'd Like You to Meet
Last year’s Jordache ads featuring Heidi Klum were so successful, the company invited her back. And since she was coming back, why not design some jeans, too?
That’s how a special 15-piece collection designed by the supermodel, Heidi Klum by Jordache, will make its way to stores everywhere this fall. But looking at this ad that accompanies Heidi's designs, we gotta say there’s something very familiar about this look.
What could it be? Oh! We remember…
The Hills Is Back and More Boring Than Ever!
The Hills girls, their unimpressive guys and Speidi fights are all back in our lives—let us rejoice! This season promised some serious drama with that mascara-stained trailer, and we certainly got our hopes up.
But like so many times before, after a holiday spent in front of MTV and the sorta boring episode, we were filled with both disappointment and the desire for more Hills. Ah, the show’s maddening secret to success!
The L.C. tearfest wasn't in this episode, but “on this season of The Hills” promises it's still coming, along with Audrina taking off her top (she wouldn't!), more Heidi and Flesh Beard battles (really, guys?) and a possible peace treaty between Lauren and Heids (aw, they miss each other). So maybe something interesting will happen?
Tell us your favorite moment from last night in our poll after the jump.
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Heidi and Spencer Wanna Do It Like Brangelina
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may have called off their engagement, but the reality-star lovebirds are still talking babies.
They're looking to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for inspiration. "I think I'd rather adopt than have kids," Pratt said when I caught up with the two this morning. "There are so many kids that need homes."
A few minutes later, Pratt, 25, clarified that he doesn't just want to adopt. "I wanna do both," he explained. "We'll pull an Angelina and Brad and have a whole clan."
Montag, 21, cooed, "We'd be so lucky to have a clan like that."
And yes, that clan could include a child from Africa...
Scarlett, Heidi and Hayden Have Albums—Here's Why
Why are so many celebutantes/reality stars recording albums? Who the heck is telling them that's a good idea?
—Penny, Denver
Now, now. I hear the manatees living off the coast of Florida cannot get enough of Scarlett Johansson's album. They line up along Cape Canaveral and thump their stumpy flippers and take turns mooing just like ScarJo does on "Fannin Street."
If you need to blame someone for this recent spate of craptastic singer-actress albums, blame the cheap-ass music industry. More on exactly how cheap-assness has resulted in a Hayden Panettiere album after the jump.
This McCain-Montag Thing Has Gone Far Enough
It was cute when Heidi Montag declared she would be the ScarJo to John McCain’s Obama and then McCain responded by saying he never missed an episode of The Hills. But we had hoped that would be just a one time jokey-joke thing.
Sadly, it’s not.
Reality TV’s biggest publicity whore spent yesterday power lunching with McCain Blogette, or as she’s more formally known: Meghan McCain, daughter of the Republican presidential hopeful.
Heidi and Spencer: Armed and Ridiculous
We, like you, suffer occasional bouts of Speidi-induced fatigue.
But then they go and put so much effort into their stagey photo shoots that we just don't have the heart to ignore them. With these two it’s never, “Oh, look, there’s Matthew McConaughey shirtless again!”
What Would Heidi Do?
It seems Spencer Pratt isn't the only one who has a hold on Heidi Montag's heart, and she's not at all shy about dropping his name, either.
"I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old," the Hills star tells USA Today. "I always felt this crazy connection to God."
OMG! Does Spencer know?!
Apparently...
New Single From Heidi! Awesomely Horrible!
A new single from Heidi Montag! Finally!
Only, initially we thought we'd been tricked. We clicked the link and the first thing we heard was what sounded like our computer telling us the file could only be played back on Soviet-era Tandys. Either that or our headphones had gone toward the light, which meant an office-wide hunt for a working pair might be at hand.
Turns out it was just the intro to "Fashion"...















