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Dancing With Rocco: Pussycats & Mashed Potatoes

Rocco Dispirito, Karina Smirrnoff, Dancing with the Stars ABC/KELSEY McNEAL
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Rocco DiSpirito says it was not his choice to do a Viennese waltz to Tom Jones' camp classic "What's New Pussycat?" on last night's Dancing With the Stars.

"We were stymied by the song for about a day," DiSpirito tells me of the tune picked by producers. "But then we figured out how to channel our inner pussycats."

Unfortunately those inner pussycats only brought the chef and his partner Karina Smirnoff 20 points from the judges, nearly the lowest score. Kooky Cloris Leachman was once again on the bottom with just 16.

Read on to find out what the handsome celebrity chef has to say about Bruno's food references, an injured Misty May-Treanorand the song he'd really like to dance to.

Wow! That was some outfit you wore last night. So is all white slimming?
It started out as an all velvet fuchsia outfit, so you see I did really well here.

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Kirstie Alley Lets Her Finger Do the Talking

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Something must be eating the former Fat Actress star, because the hand gesture she displayed this weekend doesn't exactly scream "cheers."

But while Kirstie Alley may be looking to get a rise out of us, she should really know by now that a middle finger pointed in a northerly direction merely amuses more than anything else.

For more stars showing off their famous phalanges, check out our Celebrity Bird-Watching gallery

Runway Still the Funway for Klum & Kors

Heidi Klum, Michael Kors Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for IMG

Dishing on the down-low during the Project Runway finale in Bryant Park, designer Michael Kors and supermodel hostess Heidi Klum share a moment. Maybe they were joking about how Jennifer Lopez pulled out as judge due to an ankle problem. And no, we're not saying she's got fat ankles.

This was reportedly an actual injury that kept J.Lo from judging the fashion competition (Tim Gunn volunteered in the stitch of time), but won't keep her out of her charity triathlon on Sunday. Huh?

There's no crying in baseball, but apparently there are fashion-judging injuries. Who knew?

For more fun-tastic fashionista fabulousness, check out our Spring 2009 Fashion Week Gallery.

Gary Coleman's Truck Hits a Fan

Gary Coleman, Shannon Price Victor Spinelli/WireImage.com

Fans of Gary Coleman might want to think twice about trying to snap a photo.

The pint-size actor is in big trouble this morning for allegedly hitting a man with his truck outside a Utah bowling alley.

Coleman's bodyguard/friend told local reporters that right around closing time, Colt Rushton, 24, asked to take a photo of Coleman, 40, and his wife, Shannon Price-Coleman, who were finishing up a game. When Gary said no, Rushton refused to back down and started harassing the on-again-off-again newlyweds.

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Mel B: Not Spicing Up Posh's Life

Melanie Brown Michael Tran/FilmMagic

For all you Spice Girls fans hoping for another reunion tour by the popular gal group, this tidbit of info is kinda scary.

Melanie Brown reveals to the British magazine Closer that she is "not in touch much" with the other ladies.

Wait! Even Posh?!

"Victoria [Beckham] and I are very different," says Mel B about her reluctance to pick up the phone and call her former bandmate, even though both reside in L.A. "People bracket us together because we live in the same city and we're both interested in fashion."

Yeah. That's it. This "bracketing together" has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she and Posh are forever linked as being partially responsible for beating our eardrums senseless with "tell me what you want, what you really, really want."

Brawlin' Blonsky Bunch No Big Surprise?

Nikki Blonsky, Hairspray David James / New Line Cinema
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Nikki Blonsky's brawl with Bianca Golden surprised most people, but not everyone.

More specifically, a well-placed source alleges that Nikki's mother, Karen, has more often than not made working with her 19-year-old daughter unbearable.

The source was not shocked about the Turks and Caicos rumble between the Blonsky clan and former America's Next Top Model contestant Golden and her mom, Elaine.

"I'm just surprised it hadn't happened sooner," the source says. "Her mom is so obnoxious and difficult."

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Olsen Twins Butt of Jokes at Bob Saget Roast

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It's probably a good thing that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen skipped last night's Comedy Central Roast of their Full House father, Bob Saget.

Hosted by another Full House alum, John Stamos, the comedic beatdown included loads of raunchy sexcentric jokes about the Olsen twins.

Roasters like Jon Lovitz, The Sarah Silverman Program's Brian Posehn and Gilbert Gottfried showed no restraint during the two-hour taping on a Warner Bros. soundstage in Burbank. They even made several cracks about having sex with the Olsens when they were underage.

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Seacrest Pools It Together After Shark Attack

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Looks like Ryan Seacrest wasn't afraid to go back into the water after his run-in with Jaws a small shark the size of a cat.

Just three hours after the predator bit him in the toe while he was frolicking in the ocean in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, the E! News host was back at the LG Villa for a dip in the pool with three lovely ladies.

No word if they helped nurse him back to health.

Ryan Seacrest: Swimming With Sharks, Literally

Seacrest, Ryan AP Photo/Evan Agostini

Ryan Seacrest hasn't jumped the shark. But he may be wishing he had.

During his KIIS-FM morning program Monday, the E! News host talks about his slight run-in over the weekend with a little marine life. (Listen to the discussion here.)

"I was bitten by a shark," recalls Ryan. "It swam up to me, and it took a bite, and then he left."

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Lindsay's Motorcycle Mayhem? Rep Says Nope

Lindsay Lohan Lisa O'Connor/ZUMAPress.com

Linsday Lohan's rep is making roadkill of reports that the trouble-magnet starlet spent some quality time in a New York hospital after getting sideswiped by a motorcycle.

The New York Post and TMZ both claimed that Lohan and constant companion Samantha Ronson were leaving a club late last night in New York City when she was supposedly flattened. Lohan was reportedly treated at Beth Israel Medical Center and released early this morning.

The Post even quoted Lohan's dad, Michael, as saying, "She's not hurt. That's all I really care about."

But according to publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik, there might be another reason the actress isn't hurt, and that's because the reports are bunk. "I spoke to Lindsay," Zelnik tells E! News, "and she said nothing happened."

There you go, La Lohan going to a club and nothing happening. Now that's breaking news.

(Originally published July 26, 2008, at 2:40 p.m. PT.)

Just How Low Has Meg Ryan Fallen?

Meg Ryan, My Mom's New Boyfriend Nu Image/Millennium Films

We know Meg Ryan has been having a tough time for a while, but we didn’t know it was fat-suit bad.

The perky rom-com star we loved so much during her When Harry Got Mail in Seattle heyday was brought to this Eddie Murphy low for a film titled My Mom’s New Boyfriend. The trailer for said film is even more painful than watching Miley and Mandy on YouTube.

Hopefully, this is just a temporary dip for Meg’s career, and there won’t be a future Meet Meg in which she stars as the entire cast. Meanwhile, we'll get to work on a time machine to take us back to 2000, so we can squash the whole Proof of Life/Russell Crowe love-affair thing. We owe it to Meg—her films have gotten us through some serious heartbreak.

Madonna's Bro Gets Job With Janice Dickinson

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Janice Dickinson has chosen Camp Christopher over Camp Madonna.

Just weeks after Madge's estranged brother, Christopher Ciccone, plans to release his July 15 memoir, Life With My Sister, he'll appear on the season premiere of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.

No, he's not a model, but...

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