On VH1’s Celebracadabra (apparently that’s a show), the usual assortment of questionable celebrities train to become magicians and win $100,000. Yes, it has come to this. Trouble occurs this week when ANT refuses to enter a costume shop due to a paralyzing—and evidently, snippy—coulrophobia. While he maintains that “it’s a clinical fear,” we wonder if it’s not just another example of self-centered clown intolerance. You know, ANT, just because some clowns are sneering evil demons, it doesn’t mean they all want to devour you. Get over yourself, already.